Sharmy B) 15. Haitian. I LOVE DORMTAINMENT, have PHD in Chocolatology and am a full on Big Booty/Boobie enthusiast. Talk to me ;D
Anonymous: Is 15 to young to loose your virginity at?

poetic:

If you don’t know the difference between lose and loose then yes.

gizmosyndrome:

ciggawet:

rugrats is proof that white people dont be watching they kids

We rarely saw Susie cause her mama kept dat ass on a rope

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fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

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shorbonaash:

trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

preach girl

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Anonymous: how come black peoples skin is so smooth what do you guys use

westsideofhell:

titytwochainz:

wash cloths

cocoa butter

Vasline for the lips

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fastestgirlintown:

prettyk-itty:

ESPECIALLY if it comes from a six year old those lil fuckers don’t lie about that shit

TRUE

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

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100worms:

if you hate me….. have you considered…. that I am beautiful? think it over

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bootslots:

my absolute favorite card in Cards Against Humanity is

image

because of the question mark

we aren’t quite sure if it’s bees

it could be bees

it might be bees

it’s probably bees

but we just can’t be certain as to whether it is or is not bees

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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thattgirllmaya:

I was waiting for it. “Crip moon”

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