there is so much grass in the world. there are probably 46, maybe even 47. nature is beautiful
I honestly see her in an action-adventure film, with lots of competition and something about government corruption. she’d be a heroine, conflicted with being a family woman and a public figure. She’d also be in a love triangle. She’d be conflicted. She’d be strong, yet a little in despair. She’d be… Katniss Everdeen.
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake
Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"
"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"
florida police be like